I will click every single link with a headline about Nickelodeon stars being all grown up and sexy now, even tho I know I'll have to ex out one hundred adds and get embarrassed if you text me now, why am I not exactly into septum piercings but am pretty super into girls that have septum piercings, is it easier to be permanently transparent if you wear sheer things or nothing at all because that's how we were born I guess, if I were in transfiguration class I would pay extra attention on the day you learn to become a thing that's not high stress, bye dress, bye kimono, by God, never watched bakemonogatari or built a pipe bomb, feel like punk hazard half ice, half not, most real life love stories aren't like titantic but they do capsize and have a bad plot, the police force pinball machine at the laundromat is still broken but I'm not anymore & that feels so good to that that I could shout it but I'd rather whisper, sorry that I don't bathe or change clothes or shave my stubble so when we kiss for too long it makes your lips hurt, sorry that i can't even get the hand signs right for performing even the most basic earth style jutsus, sorry for how acutely human you felt today & most other ones, sorry you know you were born on earth and never feel the need to ask if you're from the sun
HARD TO FEEL NORMAL NOW, HARD TO FEEL MORTAL NOW, HARD TO FEEL